I posted a video that has been watched 1.6 million times. The analytics tells me that if you lined all of the time the video has been viewed it would play for a consecutive 244 days. The American Revolution took less time. But why am I still unhappy? Let me give you a little bit of context on my relationship with virality. That is… if you've already made it this far, you must be pretty invested. Reading a full sentence written by anyone else in 2026 is like reading War & Peace in three...