Get the inaugural tour shirt for "The Advice Panel" tour across America!

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If you don't get it now, you'll regret it forever. Let me tell you a story...

 

I once had a SEGA Genesis and I sold it because I didn't have any money and really wanted a Playstation 1. They gave me $13 dollars for it at GameStop, and I happily took it because then I was $13 closer to my Playstation 1. Had I kept that SEGA Genesis, now, it would be worth like $200. 

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Items like these only appreciate in value. There will only be so many of these sold, and my meteoric rise to stardom is going to leave you in the dust if you don't keep your wits about you.